tasmanianstripes:

sailorcuba:

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn’t be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don’t understand why they did it I’m not gonna feel any better

“Sorry for hurting your feelings earlier. I was trying to say x, but I guess it came across wrong. I don’t think you’re stupid.”

or

“Sorry I snapped at you. I didn’t get enough sleep last night so my patience is a little low today.”

is a better apology than

“I want you to know that I am sorry that my actions offended you. I take full accountability for my actions and I am listening and learning. I hear you.”

impulsive-thottie:

when autocorrect changes celty to celery

crowdemon-boyo:

rewatching durarara for like the 10th time and i still couldn’t tell you what the actual plot of this anime is

kristenebria:

Izaya (2023)

spongebobssquarepants:

catchymemes:

respect-the-kitty:

pie-bean:

For some reason these tools really grabbed my attention. They’re neat :)

catchymemes:

whitepeopletwitter:

incorrectfmaquotes:

Al: I keep cursing in ice cream flavors and Ed has told me to stop.

Al: Update. I still haven’t stopped.

Winry: How do you curse in ice cream flavors?

Al: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk? I’ll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you.

incorrectfmaquotes:

Riza: I won’t say I told you so.

Roy: Thanks, Hawkeye, I appreciate—

Riza: But I did inform you thoroughly.